HUMOR

MANFAAT ROKOK
1. Perokok pasif lebih berbahaya daripada perokok aktif, maka
untuk mengurangi resiko tersebut aktiflah merokok.
2. Menghindarkan dari perbuatan jahat karena tidak pernah ditemui
orang yang membunuh, mencuri dan berkelahi sambil merokok.
3. Mengurangi resiko kematian; dalam berita tidak pernah ditemui
orang yang meninggal dalam posisi merokok.
4. Berbuat amal kebaikan; kalau ada orang yang mau pinjam korek
api paling tidak sudah siap / tidak mengecewakan orang yang
ingin meminjam.
5. Baik untuk basa-basi / keakraban; Kalau ketemu orang misalnya
di Halte kita bisa tawarkan rokok. Kalau basa-basinya nawarin
uang kan boros.
6. Memberikan lapangan kerja bagi buruh rokok, dokter,
pedagang asongan, pembuat asbak, pabrik kemasan dan
perusahaan obat batuk.
7. Bisa untuk alasan untuk tambah gaji karena ada post untuk
rokok dan resiko baju berlubang kena api rokok.
8. Bisa menambah suasana pedesaan/nature bagi ruangan ber AC
dengan asapnya, sehingga seolah-olah berkabut.
9. Menghilangkan bau wangi-wangian ruang bagi yang alergi bau
parfum.
10. Kalau mobil mogok karena busi ngadat tidak ada api, maka
sudah siap api.
11.Membantu program KB dan mengurangi penyelewengan
karena konon katanya merokok bisa menyebabkan impoten.
12. Melatih kesabaran dan menambah semangat pantang
menyerah karena bagi pemula merokok itu tidak mudah; batuk-
batuk dan tersedak tapi tetap diteruskan (bagi yg lulus).
13. Untuk indikator kesehatan; biasanya orang yang sakit pasti
dilarang dulu merokok. Jadi yang merokok itu pasti orang sehat.
14. Menambah kenikmatan: sore hari minum kopi dan makan
pisang goreng sungguh nikmat. Apalagi ditambah merokok !
15. Tanda kalau hari sudah pagi, kita pasti mendengar ayam
merokok.
16. Anti maling, suara perokok batuk berat di malam hari mujarab
untuk mengusir penjahat.
17. Membantu shooting film keji, rokok digunakan penjahat buat
nyundut jagoan yg terikat di kursi... "hahaha penderitaan itu pedih
Jendral..!!!"
18. Film cowboy pasti lebih gaya kalo ngerokok sambil naek kuda,
soalnya kalo sambil ngupil susah betul.
19. Teman boker yg setia
20. Sebagai pengganti pelubang kertas saat emergency
21 . Membuat awet muda, karena konon orang yang merokok
berat belum sampai tua udah mati duluan kena kanker paru- paru.
Fakta lain...sekitar 30 % orang meninggal di dunia adalah perokok.
70%-nya bukan perokok..!!
Maka merokoklah agar masuk ke golongan yg lebih sedikit itu
Jgn biarkan pesona nya mengalahkan mu!

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                    position: static;
                    display: inline;
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                    text-align: right;
                    margin: 3px 0; padding: 0;
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.xt_auth_view
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.xt_auth_action_rate_active
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.xt_auth_action_subscribe_active
                    .xt_auth_subscribe
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                    display: none;
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</style><div id='xt_auth_container'><div class='xt_auth_view xt_auth_not_logged'><a href='https://xtgem.com/auth/login?redir=VjFRMVNFb3daV1JUZWpsQ1IyeHBRVWRoZDFCSk1ISlNTMHRsV0V0R1BUMD0%3D&s=VjFkVmJuVkpWVU5IVkV0TlIwdExSVVo2UmxkS2RqMDk%3D&is_a=0&is_f=0&via=New+authbar' target='_parent' class='xt_auth_action xt_auth_login'>Log in</a></div></div>                <script type="text/javascript">
                    (function () {
                        var doc = document;
                        var body = doc.body;
                        var xhr_done_auth = true;

doc.addEventListener ? window.addEventListener( 'load', init, false ) : window.attachEvent( 'onload', init );

function init () {
                            doc = document;
                            body = doc.body;

var el_auth = doc.getElementById( 'xt_auth_container' );

doc.addEventListener ? el_auth.addEventListener( 'click', hook_xhr_action, false ) : el_auth.attachEvent( 'onclick', hook_xhr_action );

if ( 'backgroundSize' in doc.body.style ) {
                                if ( window.devicePixelRatio && window.devicePixelRatio > 1 ) {
                                    el_auth.className += ' xt_auth_icon_enchanted';
                                }
                            }
                        }

// bind xhr links
                        function hook_xhr_action ( e ) {
                            var e = e || window.event;
                            var target = e.target || e.srcElement;
                                target = target.className == 'xt_auth_icon' ? target.parentNode : target;

if ( target.getAttribute( 'data-xhr' ) ) {
                                var url = target.href;
                                    url = url + (url.indexOf( '?' ) == -1 ? '?via_ajax=1' : '&via_ajax=1');
                                load_data({ url: url, xhr_done: xhr_done_auth, callback: handle_xhr_response });
                                (e.preventDefault) ? e.preventDefault() : e.returnValue = false; return false;
                            }
                        }

function handle_xhr_response ( xhr ) {

function handle_error ( xhr ) {
                                window.location.href = window.location.href;
                            }

function handle_success ( xhr ) {
                                var wrapper = document.getElementById( 'xt_auth_container' );
                                var tmp_class = wrapper.className;

var current_action = xhr.response.split( ';' )[1];

var actions = {
                                    bookmark: 'xt_auth_action_star_active',
                                    vote: 'xt_auth_action_rate_active',
                                    subscribe: 'xt_auth_action_subscribe_active'
                                };

for ( key in actions ) {
                                    if ( !actions.hasOwnProperty( key ) ) continue;
                                    if ( current_action.indexOf( key ) == -1 ) continue;

wrapper.className = current_action.indexOf( 'un' ) == -1 ? tmp_class + ' ' + actions[key] : tmp_class.replace( (' ' + actions[key]), '' );
                                }

}

xhr.response = xhr.response ? xhr.response : xhr.responseText;

(xhr.status != 200 || xhr.response.indexOf( 'ERR;') != -1 ) ? handle_error(xhr) : handle_success(xhr);
                        }

//load_data( { url: url, method: method, data: data, async: async, xhr_done: xhr_done, callback: callback });
                        function load_data( settings ) {

var async = settings.async ? !!settings.async : true,
                                url = settings.url ? settings.url.toString() : false,
                                method = settings.method ? settings.method.toUpperCase() : 'GET',
                                callback = settings.callback ? settings.callback : false,
                                data = settings.data ? settings.data.toString() : '',
                                xhr_done = settings.xhr_done ? settings.xhr_done : null,
                                xhr;

// xhr in progress or url not provided -> exit
                            if ( !( (xhr_done == true || xhr_done == null)  && url ) ) return;

if ( typeof XMLHttpRequest !== 'undefined' )
                            {
                                xhr = new XMLHttpRequest();
                            }
                            else
                            {
                                try
                                {
                                    xhr =   new XMLHttpRequest("MSXML2.XmlHttp.5.0") || new XMLHttpRequest("MSXML2.XmlHttp.4.0") ||
                                            new XMLHttpRequest("MSXML2.XmlHttp.3.0") || new XMLHttpRequest("MSXML2.XmlHttp.2.0") ||
                                            new XMLHttpRequest("Microsoft.XmlHttp");

} catch ( e ) {}
                            }

// if xhr object does not supported or url not given, exit

xhr.onreadystatechange = function () {
                                if ( xhr.readyState != 4 ) return;

if ( xhr_done != null ) xhr_done = true;
                                callback ? callback( xhr ) : null;
                            }

xhr.open( method, url, async );

if ( method === 'POST' ) {
                                xhr.setRequestHeader( "Content-type", "application/x-www-form-urlencoded" );
                                xhr.send( data );
                            } else {
                                xhr.send( null );
                            }

if ( xhr_done != null ) xhr_done = false;
                        };
                    })();
                </script></body></html>